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Shop About 0 Cart Shop About 0 Cart Cards Against Humanity Bad.” NPR Cards Against Humanity is a fill-in-the-blank party game that turns your awkward personality and lackluster social skills into hours of fun! Wow. Stupid.” Bloomberg The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card. Buy the game. America’s #1 gerbil coffin. Buy Now Play CAH with your kids. Buy Family Edition Moooooore cards! Buy Expansions For whatever you’re into. Buy $5 Packs What is this stuff? Find Out Steal the game. Since day one, Cards Against Humanity has been available as a free download on our website . You can download the PDFs and printing instructions right here—all you need is a printer, scissors, and a prehensile appendage. Please note: there’s no legal way to use these PDFs to make money, so don’t ask. Download Files Download Advertisement Stuff we’ve done. Read Black Friday 2018 Holy fuck we had some deals. Read Science Scholarship A full-tuition scholarship for women. Read Holiday Hole You paid us to dig a big hole in the ground. Read Black Friday 2018 Holy fuck we had some deals. Read Science Scholarship A full-tuition scholarship for women. Read Holiday Hole You paid us to dig a big hole in the ground. To find out first when we release new stuff, give us your email: To find out first when we release new stuff, give us your email: Email Address We’ll only email you like twice a year and we won’t share your info with anybody else. Your dumb questions. Where can I buy Cards Against Humanity? Our products are available all over the place, such as our webstore , Amazon , and at all of these retailers . Can I still buy it even if I’m not in America? We make localized versions of Cards Against Humanity for Canada, Australia, and the UK, plus a whole special International Edition” devoid of any exciting country-specific jokes. You can get all of that stuff on our webstore . How do I play Cards Against Humanity? The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question with a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card. You can read the official rules here . Do you sell expansions? Yes! We sell a handful of large boxed expansions and dozens of small themed packs , plus a few accessories and other bullshit . I bought something from you and now there’s a problem. Take a deep breath. Contemplate the transience of all things. In your mind’s eye, envision the faces of everyone you love and everything you hold dear, and let them go. Then go to our webstore FAQ , and if that doesn’t help, send us an email at Mail@CardsAgainstHumanity.com . Can I sell Cards Against Humanity in my store? Maybe! Email Retail@CardsAgainstHumanity.com for more information. Are the expansions available as free downloads like the main game? No. We need to make money somehow. Do you make a version for families and kids? Yes, and it’s mostly fart jokes. You can check out Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition here . I bought Cards Against Humanity way back in like 2014 or something. Should I buy it again? Absolutely. We rewrite huge swaths of the game every year, swapping in spicy hot jokes to replace lame dated references. For example, we recently replaced Hillary Clinton’s emails” with A time-traveling Chinese general from the Shang Dynasty.” The latest edition is 2.3 , and it’s almost completely different from the original version of the game. You should make a Cards Against Humanity app. No! We don’t want to. Can I play Cards Against Humanity online anywhere? You can help us test out new cards at the official Cards Against Humanity Lab . You can also play online at Pretend You’re Xyzzy (though we can’t promise they’ll always have the latest cards and we can’t vouch for their user-generated content). Finally, we highly recommend not playing online and instead playing in the real world so you can look your dad in the eye while saying pixelated bukkake.” Can I sell my own Cards Against Humanity thing? No! We legally own the name Cards Against Humanity” as well as the design of our game, the slogan, our logos, and all of our writing. That means you need a license from us to use any of that stuff. Please don’t make anything that confuses people into thinking it’s affiliated with us, or we’ll have to call the lawyers. Listen, I have some great card suggestions. No you don’t. But you can submit your ideas anonymously here if you want to. We promise never to look at them. I’m offended by your game. So are we. It’s pretty fucked up! Can I pay you to make a custom pack for my wedding? How about my divorce? We’re way too busy for bullshit like that. Check out Your Shitty Jokes . It contains 50 blank cards that you can fill with your stupid card ideas. Note: this policy does not apply to Hugh Jackman. Can you help me prank my friend by sending them glitter, poop, and/or some other item that is incredibly inconvenient to ship? You don’t need the help of Cards Against Humanity LLC to do this. Is it true that you bought an island and named it Hawaii 2? We did. It’s in Maine, and you can learn more here . Didn’t you pivot to potato chips? We briefly stopped producing our game to fulfill our lifelong dream of launching Original Prongles . But that was a financial catastrophe, so now we’re back to making comedy card games. Are you still selling cars for like $97? Unfortunately, no. That was also a financial catastrophe. But you can check out when we did that here . I love you. I love you, too. 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